Most people can't keep a bike straight while riding down the street when they're drunk. Trying to jump over a tent? Bad idea.
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No one expects the random woman tripping your thieving ass as you try to run out of the store.
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Stop crying about it and be in awe that you got to see nature in action, you stupid little brat.
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Someone must've pissed in their Swedish meatballs.
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That would be one hell of a hot way to come out of an alcohol-induced coma.
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This would actually make the Olympics worth watching.
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A summer rock concert becomes an all-out chair-slamming brawl.
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As the nerdy kid who sat in the library reading books all day, I didn't have to worry about things like this.
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Might want to get your nose gear checked. Just a thought.
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Sorry, you can't be a stripper. Back to turning tricks in the alley for blow.
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At least he was wearing a helmet, otherwise his brain would be smeared all over the pavement.
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Apparently these bikers don't know how to pull over without falling over.
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If I was a hair stylist and got a call like this, I'd be truly terrified.
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I bet it's really just lesbian foreplay.
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Dude, it's a tank. How the hell do you get a tank stuck on anything?
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She keeps his balls in a jar under her sink now.
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Why do trees hate the American auto industry?
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Just because your boyfriend teabags you every night doesn't mean you can take a ball that big in your face.
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Believe it or not, driving in circles around the parking lot probably won't get you away from the cops.
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Well, at least he didn't pick the wrong kind of "people who annoy him"...
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